How to Make Friends and Talk to People

70 years ago, Dale Carnegie made waves with his book on winning friends and influencing people – despite the misleading title of “How to win friends and influence people”.  As humanity continues to devolve, this book, updated for the needs of the...

Women’s Rights Gone Wrong

In a shocking press conference today, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu revealed his previously unknown attitudes towards women. “I believe that women are great, and I personally for one, would not have been here today without women.” He said, adding, “Women...
50 Shades of Schwartz

50 Shades of Schwartz

This article was originally published anonymously on Jewrotica. She unzipped his talis bag gingerly – Mishpacha magazine story supplement, Succot 5775 We at Schreiber and Schuster are proud to present our newest line of books: Frumotica – adult novels for the...
The Penis Gemach

The Penis Gemach

This article was originally published anonymously on Jewrotica.  Berel Shtiklwitz was an entrepreneur. A social entrepreneur, to be exact. He recognized a need: a lot of seminary girls out there were horny but didn’t know it. A lot yeshiva students were horny...