If Men Got Periods
The Book. The Legend.What is sexier than a burly lumberjack?
Nothing.
Except, maybe, a burly man who gets his period like a total champ.
In this inspiring tale of manliness and valor, you’ll imagine just how awesome men would be at having their periods.
If you like muscles, pickup trucks, guns, and beer.
If you love football and eagles and the oxford comma.
If you think that men can do everything a woman can do, better, while bleeding, this is the book for you.
The perfect book to buy yourself when you’re writhing in agony during that time of the month and just wish you could handle it like a man would.
A perfect gift to get for the woman in your life when you want to show her you care, but also that you’d do it better because you have the solution to everything (and it usually involves duct tape).
The perfect emotional crutch if you prefer to convey your affection through action instead of words because you’re not very good with those (you’re a man after all).
Get one copy for yourself, and 14 others for your closest friends.
Do it for your country.
Do it for freedom.
Do it like a man.
The article that started it all.
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In Praise of "If Men Got Periods"
OMG, I was getting my period and then I read this book and laughed so hard that now my cramps are gone.
You wrote a feminist masterpiece and now we just want you to bang us. No other man will do.
Shalom Tzvi, you are going to hell in two languages.
It doesn’t count if the art is all AI generated
You made a fucking book!