How to Make Friends and Talk to People

Satire / Humor

70 years ago, Dale Carnegie made waves with his book on winning friends and influencing people – despite the misleading title of “How to win friends and influence people”. 

As humanity continues to devolve, this book, updated for the needs of the modern generation, helps people retain a semblance of that one thing that makes us human – coherent communication.

Book topics include:

  • How to emulate emoticons using just your face
  • How to maintain eye contact while talking to others
  • Useful words to replace acronyms and hashtags
  • How to interpret the complexities of facial expressions, inflection and tone
  • How to be yourself without posing for a selfie 
  • How to maintain mental focus on things other than screens

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LOL. ☺

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