If Men Got Periods

If Men Got Periods

Creative

This masterpiece is now a book. If men got periods, it would be a very different deal indeed. It would become, only slightly figuratively, a dick measuring contest. Because, you can be sure, men would make a contest out of it. “How much did you bleed?” their guy...
50 Shades of Schwartz

50 Shades of Schwartz

Creative, Satire / Humor

This article was originally published anonymously on Jewrotica. She unzipped his talis bag gingerly – Mishpacha magazine story supplement, Succot 5775 We at Schreiber and Schuster are proud to present our newest line of books: Frumotica – adult novels for the...
The Penis Gemach

The Penis Gemach

Creative, Satire / Humor

This article was originally published anonymously on Jewrotica.  Berel Shtiklwitz was an entrepreneur. A social entrepreneur, to be exact. He recognized a need: a lot of seminary girls out there were horny but didn’t know it. A lot yeshiva students were horny...