If Men Got Periods

If Men Got Periods

If men got periods, it would be a very different deal indeed. It would become, only slightly figuratively, a dick measuring contest. Because, you can be sure, men would make a contest out of it. “How much did you bleed?” their guy friends would like to know. “And for...
50 Shades of Schwartz

50 Shades of Schwartz

This article was originally published anonymously on Jewrotica. She unzipped his talis bag gingerly – Mishpacha magazine story supplement, Succot 5775 We at Schreiber and Schuster are proud to present our newest line of books: Frumotica – adult novels for the...
The Penis Gemach

The Penis Gemach

This article was originally published anonymously on Jewrotica.  Berel Shtiklwitz was an entrepreneur. A social entrepreneur, to be exact. He recognized a need: a lot of seminary girls out there were horny but didn’t know it. A lot yeshiva students were horny...